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About Berlin

Ooh, an’ the tech angle—cos I’m a “Social Network” nut—some brothels now got apps! Apps, I tell ya! Book a lass like you’re orderin’ pizza. “I don’t want your stupid app, I want the real thing”—hah, reckon that’s what old Eduardo’d say! Me, I’d swipe right for the chaos o’ it all. Precious madness, innit? Dunno if it’s genius or disgustin’—bit o’ both, mebbe. *hisses* Brothels—love ‘em, hate ‘em, can’t look away! What’s yer take, eh? Gollum’s spillin’ his guts here!